I think now it’s time to relax and enjoy my existence
neverland-star: eleanor-calderstyle: anonynaila: subvertcliche: mello-dramatic: Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts. Everyone. I mean it. THIS IS THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN EVER they really do mean everyone testing your theory ^ genius
Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
theblackship: life becomes a little bit more beautiful once you realize that there is two people sharing a bowl of salsa in the logo i was more excited when i found the arrow in fed ex no, how about when I realized that the arrow in amazon was pointing from a to z (saying that they sell anything from a to z) i like the google logo because it is colorful
My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re more brave than I am.
whovianamerican: bombliate: how many murderers do you think you’ve walked past I don’t know how many I’ve walked past but I’m almost positive I’ve scrolled past like 10
dai-sy-m: do you ever get random bursts of confidence and plan to do something then later wither in shyness
kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are
how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair
Ugh everyone is so dejectedly silent I can’t hold back the urge to vomit
Why almost everyone called Ann is a cunt?
sherlockismysuicidenote: slutsy: i told my duck he looked like a loaf of bread this was his response WHY DO YOU HAVE A DUCK
Ain’t it easy to be a dickhead. Much more harder to be an intelligent and communicable person, you dumb fuck. Why oh why all my classmates are so fucking stupid arrogant selfish cunts???!!
where’s my promised sun, bitches?!