May 2013
May 12th
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I think now it’s time to relax and enjoy my existence
May 12th
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neverland-star: eleanor-calderstyle: anonynaila: subvertcliche: mello-dramatic: Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts. Everyone. I mean it. THIS IS THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN EVER they really do mean everyone testing your theory ^ genius
May 6th
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Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
May 6th
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theblackship: life becomes a little bit more beautiful once you realize that there is two people sharing a bowl of salsa in the logo i was more excited when i found the arrow in fed ex no, how about when I realized that the arrow in amazon was pointing from a to z (saying that they sell anything from a to z) i like the google logo because it is colorful
May 6th
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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re more brave than I am.
May 6th
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whovianamerican: bombliate: how many murderers do you think you’ve walked past I don’t know how many I’ve walked past but I’m almost positive I’ve scrolled past like 10
May 6th
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dai-sy-m: do you ever get random bursts of confidence and plan to do something then later wither in shyness
May 5th
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kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are
May 5th
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how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair
May 5th
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Ugh everyone is so dejectedly silent I can’t hold back the urge to vomit
May 5th
May 5th
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Why almost everyone called Ann is a cunt?
May 5th
sherlockismysuicidenote: slutsy: i told my duck he looked like a loaf of bread  this was his response  WHY DO YOU HAVE A DUCK
May 5th
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May 5th
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Ain’t it easy to be a dickhead. Much more harder to be an intelligent and communicable person, you dumb fuck. Why oh why all my classmates are so fucking stupid arrogant selfish cunts???!!
May 5th
April 2013
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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where’s my promised sun, bitches?!
Apr 30th